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April 14, at 6: Dorothy Lawyer April 14, at 4: Definitely the management company made a mistake, but nothing excuses making threats like she did. I evict multiple people per week from public housing.

The funniest thing that ever happened to me

The Funniest Jewish Jokes. Part 2 Aug 4, by Marnie Winston-Macauley These classic jokes are quintessentially Jewish and put me into hysterics.

Some you may know, others may be new, but all are: No such thing as Jewish humor?!

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Jackie Mason and Ricky Gervais separated at birth? So for you, dear readers, I bring you my absolute faves. With a rub, out popped a genie.

Moshe, the boss, looked around and calmly said. I want those schnooks back in my office right after lunch! The Jewish boss, like We Jews, was not only skeptical a miracle not in a desert? The clergyman entered to start services: Finally, the distraught clergyman moved to Avram.

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Could there be a funnier or sharper way to respond? Is It My Business? Mendel was on a ship emigrating from Russia to America. The second day, a huge storm erupted. People screamed and chairs went flying. Yet Mendel calmly read his book.

The next day he brought three beautiful women who sat on the sofa and chatted with Mama and Papa over a little cake. After they left, he challenged, "Okay, Guess which one I'm going to marry?

Her, we don't like. I admit it works the stereotype of Jewish parents and children, but to my thinking, humor has few boundaries … and this, to me, this is still funny.School starts for me this week!

(Here is your reminder that most public schools require school days, so if you started earlier than me you most likely also get out earlier.

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Dar Hometown Detroit, MI Interests Ballroom dancing, hockey, football and baseball, hiking, charity organizations Hobbies and activities Cycling, weight lifting with my friend Delecia, pilates, hanging with friends and having a glass of wine.

I feel like any sort of school energy required at this point is pure oppression, like the universe is trying to destroy me.

The funniest thing that ever happened to me

I’m so tiiiiiiiiired and I have five kids and that is just too many to educate well. In an interview with E! News’s Jason Kennedy, Baldwin attempted to prank-call “Pretty Little Liars” star Ashley Benson didn’t pick up, Baldwin’s BFF, Kendall Jenner, happened.

Quirky, no-nonsense, funny, Marnie – writer, editor, author, lecturer, clinician, and administrator – is a straight-shooter, who has a distinctive voice and takes on the world in her columns, features, and books.

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